Camouflaging a drunk friend

Sometimes girls go a little to deep into the bottle so here’s a way to hide that fact that they are hammered so you can stay in the club and have some fun of your own, instead of the alternative which in most cases is getting kicked out.

Avoiding a pick up

There are times at a club when your just not into the guy that is trying to hit on you, here are some ways to get them to leave your ass alone.

The punk back

Have you ever been rejected by a girl in the club and felt like and idiot. Well this video details how you can turn the tables by making them feel like the idiot for not giving you any play.

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) is investigating the
circumstances surrounding a foot injury suffered by one of its police
officers. The department is trying to determine whether the officer’s
injuries were caused by the wayward driving of none other than famed
citizen Britney Spears. Did Britney really run over the toes of an L.A.
County Sheriff deputy? Well, the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office has
indicated that it is too soon to determine whether any charges will be
filed for the alleged foot damage. The injured cop was guiding Spears

The Web site JunkScience.com has raised its “prize” offering from $100,000 to $125,000 for anyone who can actually supply proof that human emissions of greenhouse gases are causing global warming.

Tom Cruise apparently intends to construct a $10 million bunker under his home in Telluride in order to keep wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri safe from an intergalactic alien attack. Cruise does have some interplanetary experience. After all, he starred in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 flick “War of the Worlds.” According to Star Magazine, Cruise plans to hunker in a bunker because of his devotion to the Church of Scientology. He reportedly believes that “an evil revenge attack” is being plotted by Xenu, a dethroned galactic potentate.

Terrorist leaders are weighing in on Rosie O’Dumbell’s geopolitical rantings.

Ramadan Adassi, the terrorist head of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, has said
that he agrees with O’Donnell’s views. And Ala Senakreh, the West Bank chief of
the same terrorist group, is inviting Rosie to come on a fact-finding visit and
live with them for a while.

Elton John recently hosted a black-tie gala to benefit his AIDS Foundation. The old gay rocker took the opportunity to express his displeasure with the teaching of abstinence to teens. “They've made a grave error in giving millions to abstinence programs,” John told the audience. “They don't work. They were told in the beginning that it wouldn't work. It's a tragic waste of money. Please don't listen to those idiots. God almighty.”

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before government funding.